Witty Quotes About Life Lessons

War determines who s left.

Witty quotes about life lessons. I believe everything happens for a reason. Clever phrases about life. I hope life isn t a big joke because i don t get it. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Discover and share witty quotes about life lessons. It s okay to look at the past and the future. Always borrow money from a pessimist. Sep 19 2020 explore the curvy fashionista s board life lessons and witty sayings followed by 89410 people on pinterest.

It s harder if you re stupid. Here we ve culled together a collection of quotes that will teach you important lessons about life. A bargain is something you don t need at a price you can t resist. Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes.

Jack handey life is hard. See more ideas about sayings words me quotes. Going to church doesn t make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. John wayne i love sleep.

War doesn t determine who s right. I am so clever that sometimes i don t understand a single word of what i am saying. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

My life has the tendency to fall apart when i m awake you know. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Funny quotes about life lessons. These are my personal favorites.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. He won t expect it back. Discover and share humorous quotes about life lessons.

Life lessons learned quotes and sayings. I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they are right. There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring.

I have to be successful because i like expensive things. Funny life lesson quotes. Abraham lincoln we all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free.