Short Funny New Year Quotes

Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Short funny new year quotes. New year s day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. New year s is a harmless annual institution of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks and friendly calls and humbug resolutions new year s day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. May your dinner be finished before the telemarketers call may your tv play commercials at a low volume and may you be able to balance your checkbook like the irs ook like the irs. Take a leap of faith and begin this wondrous new year by believing.

I think i need a date only for new years. Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come whispering it will be happier alfred tennyson. Here are some more funny new years quotes for you to enjoy wishes that will break a smile out on your face and bring joy to your heart for this new year. May this new year bring actual change in you not recurrence of old habits in a new package.

Quotes for the new year. I do not make new year s resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Happy new year 2020 images wallpaper wishes greeting card.