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Sarcastic quotes jokes funny self love quotes. What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera aldous huxley. The 60 funny love quotes i really want to agree with you with everything that you are saying but i really do not want us both to be wrong. Life will be more fun to live. Sarcastic quotes about love.

I have lowered all my expectations so much to the very point that almost all of the of them have been met. 40 funny self love quotes. Then a slut came along and ruined everything. Best sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings my level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don t even know if i m kidding or not.

You have your head buried in the stars and books and don t see what s right in front of your face. Keep your head high and your middle finger higher. When people ask me stupid questions it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark. 75 funny sarcastic quotes.

A man can be happy with any women as long as he does not love her. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says oh crap she s up. Everyone has the right to be stupid it s just that some people abuse the privilege. It s like punching people in the face but with words 23.

I don t have the energy to pretend to like you today 25. Best sarcastic quotes and funny sarcasm sayings. It s okay if you don t like me. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

I can t force you to have good taste. It s not eve s fault white man destroyed paradise. They love being in a sarcastic company of lovable friends. Lol haha funny funny stuff funny things funny shit funny sarcasm nerd stuff awesome stuff random stuff.

We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. Not everybody has to love me. You know stupidity is not considered a crime so apparently you are totally free to go. What s a queen without her king.

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who both loved each other. They say you are what you eat but it s funny because i don t remember eating a f ing legend. Here are 38 funny sarcasm quotes and sayings to make you laugh. Have witty quotes and be sarcastic.

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