Humorous Quotes About Life And Death

I hope life isn t a big joke because i don t get it.

Humorous quotes about life and death. As a well spent day brings happy sleep so life well used brings happy death. Life does not cease to be funny when people. Life asked death why do people love me and hate you death replied because you are a beautiful lie and i am a painful truth. Trouble is it s difficult to say heimlich maneuver when you re choking to death.

Life is eternal and love is immortal life is eternal and love is immortal and death is only a horizon. All you have to do is live long enough groucho marks heaven as conventionally conceived is a place so inane so dull so useless so miserable that nobody has ever. Thompson fear and loathing in las vegas. Quotes tagged as life and death showing 1 30 of 684.

Enjoy our death quotes collection by famous authors poets and philosophers. John wayne i love sleep. And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight. Death is peaceful life is harder.

It was a lovely funeral. A friend of mine stopped smoking drinking overeating and chasing women all at the same time. It s harder if you re stupid. Discover and share funny quotes about life and death.

More humorous death quotes anyone can get old. If you re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words heimlich maneuver and all will be well. Losing a loved one. Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Die any more than it ceases to be serious. Death of a loved one. Ecstasy immortality life and death sex. Death of a friend.

My life has the tendency to fall apart when i m awake you know. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Get my swan costume ready on her deathbed anna pavlova i m prepared to meet. Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes.

Jack handey life is hard. Rossiter worthington raymond death is the destination we all share no one has ever escaped it. God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled. Too weird to live too rare to die.