Funny Quotes To Make You Smile And Laugh

To me drink responsibly means don t spill it.

Funny quotes to make you smile and laugh. Some people are like slinkies not really good for anything but you still can t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. At every party there are. Everyone looks forward to good times wherein we can smile giggle or even laugh our heart out. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

So i can see what i m getting myself into 2. Gentlemen you can t fight in here. Anonymous you better live every day like it s your last day because one day you re going to be right. I miss you like an idiot misses the point 3.

If you want to change the world do it while you re single. True bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing unknown 3. Once you re married you can t even change the tv channel. Here are the best funny smile quotes.

I wish people came with a 30 second trailer. Life is full of disappointments and i just added you to the list. If girls always treated each other like we do when we re drunk in the girl s bathroom then the world would be a much happier place. I m sick of following my dreams man.

You live learn and upgrade. The roller coaster ride that our life is it s pretty obvious that we are bound to have good and bad moments all along. Wear a smile and have friends. Someone offered me grapes but i.

I m just going to ask where they re going and hook up with em later mitch. Being an adult is pretty easy you just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are and they. Wear a scowl and have wrinkles george eliot the robbed that smiles steals something from the thief. 50 funny sarcastic quotes to make you laugh out loud 1.

My mother always used to say. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. This is the war room president merkin muffley peter sellers dr. The older you get the better.