Funny Quotes About Life And Death

Death is more universal than life.

Funny quotes about life and death. It s not that i m afraid to die i just don t want to be there when it happens. These are inspirational motivational wise sad and funny life and death quotes sayings and proverbs that inspire us. Funny quotes about death. And the druids they were into sex and death in an interesting night time telly sort of way.

If you re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words heimlich maneuver and all will be well. Woody allen always look on the bright side of life monty python. Explore 122 life and death quotes by authors including bill shankly james dean and khalil gibran at brainyquote. Go to table of contents.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. All the quotes in this collection depending upon circumstances are suitable to be used as part of a eulogy speech. George santayana click to tweet. All you have to do is live long enough groucho marks heaven as conventionally conceived is a place so inane so dull so useless so miserable that nobody has ever.

Everyone dies but not everyone lives. Life and death are one thread the same line viewed from different sides. Live how we can yet die we must. You can find intriguing opinions on life death and everything in between in these collections of short funny quotes.

More humorous death quotes anyone can get old. There s no such thing as a life without difficulty. See more love quotes on mindbootstrap. You die in the middle of your life in the middle of a sentence.

Get my swan costume ready on her deathbed anna pavlova i m prepared to meet. I assure you it s much more serious than that. Just like a life without strife is unavoidable so is a life without human interaction. Memory and forgetfulness are as life and death to one another.

Explore 122 life and death quotes page 2 by authors including james dean bill shankly and khalil gibran at brainyquote. Life and death quotes. Trouble is it s difficult to say heimlich maneuver when you re choking to death. The next time you find life becoming a little too dreary give yourself the gift of laughter.

Quotes about life and death circle of life legacy. Read some funny short quotes when you feel weepy. Funny quotes about living life overcoming trials. To die is to forget and to forget is.

Loosen up a little when things do not go your way. Eddie izzard quotes. Remember laughter is the best medicine. Some people think football is a matter of life and death.

I am ready to meet my maker. Trials and tribulations will always exist. Ecstasy immortality life and death sex. Quotes tagged as life and death showing 1 30 of 684 sex is kicking death in the ass while singing charles bukowski tags.

Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is.